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A man walked into a Burger King, flashed a gun and demanded cash. The clerk turned him down because he said he couldn't open the cash register without a food order. The man ordered onion rings, and the clerk said they weren't available for breakfast. The man, frustrated, walked away.
A man knocked out an armoured car driver and grabbed the closest four bags of money. They contained £800 in pennies, and were so heavy police officers easily jumped him from behind.
Two men tried to rob a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck, but instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, they pulled the bumper off their truck. So they drove off, leaving the bumper behind, complete with number plate.
A man walked into a police station, dropped a bag of cocaine on the counter, informed the desk sergeant that it was substandard cut, and asked that the person who sold it to him be arrested immediately.
A man walked up to a cashier at a grocery store and demanded all the money in the register. When the cashier handed him the loot, he fled, leaving his wallet on the counter.
A man went into a shop, pulled a gun, announced a robbery, and pulled a brown paper bag over his head... and then realized that he'd forgotten to cut eye holes in it.
A man successfully broke into a bank after hours and stole some money and the bank's video camera, but forgot the tape.
A man walked into a shop, put a £20 note on the counter and asked for change. When the assistant opened the cash drawer, he grabbed all the cash and ran, leaving the £20 behind. The contents of the till were £15.
A German student was thrown off a train for not having a ticket. In response, he dropped his trousers and pushed his naked backside against the train window. He did this just as the doors were closing, as a result of which, his trousers became caught and he was dragged along for two hundered yards until a passenger stopped laughing for long enough to pull the emergency cord. The student suffered minor injuries, apparently, and has advised others not to try the same thing.
Two brothers in Cardiff robbed a bank but got caught easily because their getaway car had a personalised number plate.
A man in Wales fell asleep whilst heating a pizza in the oven. As a result, his house caught fire, and the local fire brigade had to be called. The next morning he stole all the local newspapers he could find from outside newsagents in order to prevent his friends from finding out what had happened. However, none of the friends knew about the incident until they read about him being done for stealing newspapers.
